'More Than You' Holy Water Towel

$ 18.99 USD

There's nothing worse than being halfway through an interval in Nine Hammers and having a Sufferlandrian approach you with the traditional greeting 'Have you Suffered today?' Don't waste your breath on answers. Our luxurious, large (but not too large) Holy Water Towel tells them everything they need to know: MORE THAN YOU.

Terrycoth towel. Emroidered logo, 'Sufferlandrian Holy Water' and 'More Than You' at each end. Nifty little loop to hang over your brake lever.

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