Holy Water Towel$ 18.99 USD
It’s not sweat. It’s Sufferlandrian Holy Water. And it’s not a towel, it’s an instrument for soaking up your Suffering and converting Couchlandrians. The official Sufferlandrian Holy Water towel as designed by Apres Velo.
- Big enough to drape over your handlebars — 40cm by 75cm. Also the right size for rolling up and flogging Minions.
- Loop on back to hang from bars, hooks, or finger of Minion standing next to you.
- Embroidered text and Bleeding Eyes logo. Classy!
- Thick enough to soak up plenty of Holy Water — 100% cotton terry fabric.