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Holy Water Towel

$ 18.99 USD

It’s not sweat. It’s Sufferlandrian Holy Water. And it’s not a towel, it’s an instrument for soaking up your Suffering and converting Couchlandrians. The official Sufferlandrian Holy Water towel as designed by Apres Velo.

  • Big enough to drape over your handlebars — 40cm by 75cm. Also the right size for rolling up and flogging Minions.
  • Loop on back to hang from bars, hooks, or finger of Minion standing next to you.
  • Embroidered text and Bleeding Eyes logo. Classy!
  • Thick enough to soak up plenty of Holy Water — 100% cotton terry fabric.

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That's it. No games. Just getting faster.

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