Distilled Holy Water - 750ml Bottle

$ 95.00 USD $ 120.00 USD

Created in large batches, our Sufferlandrian Holy Water is 85% pure lactic acid and distilled from the tears of our enemies. Every bottle contains one drop of Holy Water from the brow of Sufferlandrian Legend Grunter von Agony himself. Collectors will appreciate the stunning design and limited edition nature of these bottles. Everyone else will just drink it in one go whenever a Chamois Dance breaks out. (750ml glass bottle. Does not ship to CHL.)

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