So you have a bike, you have a turbo and you have a few of Sufferfest videos. Great! Now what? Well, you might be putting off the Suffering because your Bike Torture Chamber (BTC) isn’t ‘perfect’ yet. Excuses! We’ll have none of that! You don’t need a lot of expensive gadgets to for optimal BTC conditions. Here are some great hacks that will get you Suffering…and save you some money.
1. USE A PHONEBOOK AS A RISER BLOCK
Many turbos require a riser block. Also, you can simulate climbing indoors by raising your front wheel. While you can get an expensive plastic riser, there’s another great option: your phone book. No phonebook? Try bricks, an old copy ofA Song of Ice and Fire, or any other stable surface.
2. USE A CARDBOARD BOX AS A MAT
Set your turbo atop an old towel, a cardboard box, inflatable kiddie pool or those multi-coloured interlocking foam matts and keep that PainStain off your floor. If holy water flows forth from you like the Mighty Colorado River, repurpose that kiddie pool you had lying around - your floorboards (and significant other) will appreciate it!
3. USE A MIRROR AS A COACH
Set up a mirror next to your turbo so that you can see yourself side-on. This is helpful for…
4. PROP UP YOUR TABLET ON A MUSIC STAND
If you’ve synced your videos to a device or subscribed to The Sufferfest streaming app, don’t spend a hundred bucks on an iPad stand when a music stand will do. If you’re musically inclined or have kids in elementary school, you might already have one of these handy!
Bongo drums also make great bottle stands.
5. DON’T NEGLECT YOUR GEAR
It’s a well known fact that Sufferlandrians shed Holy Water like it’s nobody’s business (see point 2). When in Sufferlandria, do as The Minions do and protect your gear with these hacks:
6. SUFFER ANYWHERE!
Who said your BTC had to be luxurious and well lit? Suffer anywhere, like on a boat, in a closet, Hobbit hole. You name it, it’s fit for Suffering. So save on electricity, save on rent, save on space by cramming your turbo, screen and PainStain protector wherever it will fit. The grimmer, the bettter!
PainStain burned into the floor… must have neglected number 2.
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