Sufferlandrian Cocktails

You can take your Suffering neat - a single video.

Or you can mix it up -- cruely combining videos to create sinister concoctions that only a Minion back from a hard day of labour in the Pain Fields could handle. So if you've been looking for something a bit stronger, why not have "A Shot in the Dark," a "Fallen Angel" or a "Wretched Beast"? These Sufferlandrian Cocktails are sure to set you up well.

WARNING FOR COUCHLANDRIANS: DON'T EVEN TRY TO TIE ONE OF THESE ON. GO BACK TO YOUR SODA AND CORN CHIPS.

(Thanks to the Sufferlandrians on FB and Twitter who posted these. Sorry I can't name you individually...too many!):

  • Downward Spiral + Angels = The Fall From Grace
  • Angels + Downward Spiral + Hell Hath No Fury = The Dante
  • Revolver + Extra Shot = Shotgun
  • A Very Dark Place + Extra Shot = A Shot in the Dark
  • Local Hero + Fight Club = The Gladiator
  • Fight Club + Extra Shot = The Knockout
  • The Hunted + AVDP = The Stalker
  • Revolver + Fight Club = The Massacre
  • Angels + Revolver = I Thought She Was One of the Good Ones
  • Fight Club + Revolver = Gunfight
  • Fight Club + Revolver = One of us isn't going to make it out of here alive
  • The Hunted + Local Hero = The Great Escape
  • HHNF + AVDP = Her Revenge
  • HHNF + Fight Club = Bare Knuckle B*tchslap
  • Local Hero + Revolver = Madman
  • Downward Spiral+Revolver=Gatling Gun
  • HHNF + Angels = Hell hath no Angels
  • Angels + Revolver = Fallen Angel
  • AVDP + Revolver = Mr. Green in the Billiard Room
  • Angels + Downward Spiral = Lucifer
  • AVDP + Revolver + Extra Shot = Russian Roulette
  • Fight Club + The Hunted = Deathmatch
  • Revolver + The Hunted = Dead Man Walking =  Dead Man Walking + Extra Shot = DOA
  • Local Hero + Angels = The Martyr
  • Extra Shot + Extra Shot + Extra Shot = The Sinatra (2 shots of happy, 1 shot of sad)
  • Fight Club + Fight Club = Suckerpunch
  • Angels + Angels = Antichrist
  • The Hunted + The Hunted = Wretched Beast
  • AVDP + AVDP = Black Hole
  • AVDP + The Long Scream = Nobody Can Hear You
  • Revolver + Extra Shot = A Dirty Harry

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