DO 10 SUFFERFEST VIDEOS BACK-TO-BACK IN ONE DAY. GET A DECAL.

There are those who know how to suffer. And there are those who do not know how not to suffer. There are those who look pain in the face and laugh. There are those who can’t look pain in the face because pain is too scared to look up from the pounding it’s getting. Yes, there are Sufferlandrians. And then there are Knights of Sufferlandria. To be awarded the highest honor accorded by the Sufferlandrian Ministry of Madness, one must simply do 10 Sufferfest videos, back-to-back.

 

RULES FOR A KNIGHT OF SUFFERLANDRIA ATTEMPT
  1. Please see a doctor. You’re not right and are in desperate need of help.
  2. You must do 10 Sufferfest videos, back-to-back.
    • You can do them in any order you like.
    • You may not do any video more than once.
    • You may NOT include the following videos in your selection: Extra Shot, Half is Easy, Elements of Style, To Get to the Other Side, The Way Out or The Long Scream.
    • Running videos are not permitted
    • Chrysalis is permitted if you do it as the prescribed bike-only workout.
  3. You are allowed 10 minutes rest between videos. No more. But less is fine.
  4. You must publicly record and post the event somehow – e.g., power/hr files, photos, Facebook posts and/or tweets during the event to show progress.
  5. We do not set any kind of performance benchmark for your ride (i.e., how hard you have to go). However, we insist that you do a ride in which you Suffer and which, most importantly, of which you are immensely proud of yourself for having given all you can give and a bit more.
  6. You really should, although its not necessary, try to raise money for a good cause.
  7. One of the following must be true for each person who wants to be Officially Recognised as a Knight of Sufferlandria:
    • You have purchased the 10 videos you are using in your Knighthood attempt.
    • You have subscribed to The Sufferfest videos through our app or on Roku
    • You are completing your Knighthood at one of our Officially Licensed Sufferfest Facilities as part of an Official Knighthood ride organised by the Facility and approved by The Sufferfest.
  8. Upon completion, fill out the form at the bottom of this page (don’t send us an email – we need it through the form).
  9. Wait for The Minions to get back to you (normally takes a few days).
  10. If your ride is accepted, bask for eternity in the GLORY that comes from being a Knight of Sufferlandria. Never shall you not be the center of every single dinner conversation you attend from that point onwards.
PRESTIGOUS GIFTS AND ACCOLADES

Here’s what you get when you become a Knight of Sufferlandria. Don’t let it go to your head.

  1.  The immense satisfaction of having done something truly incredible and awe-inspiring and a little bit mad.
  2. A nice(ish) certificate with your name on it, and a very exclusive bike decal (in white and black no less!).
  3. An invitation to join the *very**exclusive* Knights of Sufferlandria Facebook group.
  4. We – and other Knights and Sufferlandrians – will verily then address your honourable self as Sir or Dame, whatever the case may be, from thence forward.
  5. You may use the designation KoS after your name whenever you like.
  6. You may purchase the exclusive Knights only team kit.
WHAT'S IT LIKE TO DO IT?
CURRENT KNIGHTS OF SUFFERLANDRIA
Note: Listing is by NATIONALITY of the Knight, not the location of the ride.

AUSTRALIA

  1. Sir Martin Dodd
  2. Sir Andrew Colin Keith
  3. Dame Sara Pixley
  4. Dame Michelle Jennings
  5. Dame Erin Rook
  6. Sir Ben Gerhardy
  7. Sir Cameron James
  8. Sir Glenn Page
  9. Sir Tony Brooks
  10. Sir Peter Elliott
  11. Sir Stephen Lane
  12. Sir Shane Miller
  13. Sir Craig Mitchell
  14. Sir Duane Parnell
  15. Sir Craig Percival
  16. Dame Chris Thompson
  17. Sir Neil Brydges
  18. Dame Katie Goodrope
  19. Dame Kate Patterson
  20. Sir Stephen Baxter
  21. Sir Brook Kennedy
  22. Dame Briony Mattocks
  23. Sir Jon Stagg
  24. Sir Jason Brown
  25. Dame Neridah Lock
  26. Sir Mat Lock
  27. Sir Michael Mancuso
  28. Sir Ian Humble
  29. Sir Mark Oldfield
  30. Sir Scott Bales
  31. Sir Kevin Wells
  32. Sir Chris Belyea
  33. Sir Scott Pratt
  34. Sir David Younger

    CANADA

    1. Sir Griffin Schwartz
    2. Sir Chris Wenger
    3. Sir Steve Manning
    4. Dame Jessie El-Farram
    5. Sir Glen Hawley
    6. Sir Johnny Hipwell
    7. Sir Kyle Rempel
    8. Sir Simon Villeneuve
    9. Sir François Duperré
    10. Sir Hugues Michaud
    11. Sir Sébastien Lavoie
    12. Sir Frédéric Lavoie
    13. Sir José Luis LoMonaco
    14. Sir Jon Bell
    15. Sir Mike Beauchamp
    16. Sir Carl Finley
    17. Sir Richard Jodoin
    18. Sir Todd Benson
    19. Sir Marc Cueto
    20. Sir Tomas Peiser
    21. Sir Jared McClintock
    22. Sir Corey Wise
    23. Sir Chris Harris
    24. Sir James Pringle
    25. Sir Rudy Clifford
    26. Sir Thomas Beckerman
    27. Dame Ellisa Podemski
    28. Sir Jeremy Kitson
    29. Dame Garnet Siddall
    30. Sir Evan Siddall
    31. Dame Jessica Gjertsen
    32. Dame Laura June Wilson
    33. Sir Jody Wilson
    34. Sir Myles Gaulin
    35. Dame Shawna Gibbs
    36. Dame Kelly Petch
    37. Sir Tom Unwin
    38. Sir Larry Danks
    39. Sir J.R Enns
    40. Sir Thomas Valentine
    41. Sir Owen Clements
    42. Sir Robin Manley
    43. Sir Dan Joly
    44. Sir Adrian Barber
    45. Dame Lise Munsie
    46. Sir Terry Lazarou
    47. Sir Tom Hughes
    48. Dame Andrea Bowker
    49. Sir Barry Cox
    50. Dame Meaghan Burford

      DENMARK

      1. Sir Lars Cortsen
      2. Sir Peter Bason
      3. Sir Ulrich Sorensen
      4. Sir Ditlev Friis

      ESTONIA

      1. Sir Henri Lindberg

      FINLAND

      1. Sir Antti Ruuska
      2. Sir Jarno Lämsä
      3. Sir Markus Forsström
      4. Sir Jere Keskiaho
      5. Sir Corey Kantola

      FRANCE

      1. Dame Anne Farawila

      GERMANY

      1. Dame Alissa Schubert
      2. Dame Antje Schubert
      3. Sir Torsten Schubert
      4. Sir Veiko Schultz
      5. Sir Stephan Sommer
      6. Sir Stephan Geissler
      7. Sir Ralf Mielke

      IRELAND

      1. Sir David Corry
      2. Sir Mark Lyons
      3. Dame Anne Keohane
      4. Sir Tomas Mulqueen
      5. Sir Rob Horgan
      6. Sir Derek Barrett
      7. Sir Patrick Little
      8. Sir Danny Lane

      ITALY

      1. Sir Alessandro Rossi

      JAPAN

      1. Sir Norio Takamoto
      2. Sir Seitaro Hirano

      LIECHTENSTEIN

      1. Sir Thomas Mathis

      NETHERLANDS

      1. Sir Robert Rijnders
      2. Sir Rob de Bruijn
      3. Sir Neils Laurijsen
      4. Sir Rob Joosten
      5. Sir Ben Ritman

      NEW ZEALAND

      1. Sir Chris Hooper
      2. Sir Andrew McLeod
      3. Sir Scott Gilbert
      4. Sir Bill Oram

      NORWAY

      1. Sir Bjørn Egil Djuphagen Svela
      2. Sir Tom Ove Kaland
      3. Sir Tommy Eriksen
      4. Sir Erik Nordlie
      5. Sir Erik Larsen
      6. Sir Jens Peter Elton Gransaether
      7. Sir Roger Nodeland
      8. Dame Sigrun Gea Sørlie Selvik
      9. Dame Joyce Sisilie Nordgård
      10. Dame Kaya Emilie Berge
      11. Dame Marie Vermundsberget Skribeland
      12. Sir Øyvind Svare Odde

      PHILIPPINES

      1. Sir Jose Martin Punzalan
      2. Sir Charles Vincent Custodio

      ROMANIA

      1. Dame Ramona Ionita

      SLOVAKIA

      1. Sir Matej Janecek

      SPAIN

      1. Sir Richard Garcia

      SWITZERLAND

      1. Dame Carla Schubiger
      2. Sir Andreas Ritter

      SWEDEN

      1. Dames Katrin Mörtel
      2. Camilla Dahlström
      3. Helena Svensson
      4. Sirs Pär Johansson
      5. Kristoffer Nielssen
      6. Sir Jonas Evaldsson
      7. Sir Anders Kvarnlöf
      8. Sir Peter Gustafsson
      9. Sir Olof Solberg
      10. Sir Marcus Jonsson
      11. Dame Ida Svensson

      UNITED ARAB EMIRATES

      1. Sir Jason Kotecha
      2. Sir Lloyd Thomas

      UNITED KINGDOM

      1. Sir Conehead (Darren Roberts)
      2. Dame Liz Johns
      3. Sir Jibby
      4. Sir David Triska
      5. Dame Jayne Mitchell
      6. Sir Ben McCarthy
      7. Sir William Wright
      8. Sir John Parkin
      9. Sir Nigel Brockton
      10. Sir Neil Pedoe
      11. Sir Michael Cox
      12. Sir Simon J. Rhodes
      13. Sir Thomas James McGlashan
      14. Sir Bohdan Daywd
      15. Sir Michael Porter
      16. Sir Chris Cashell
      17. Sir Edd Charlton-Weedy
      18. Sir Daniel Carr
      19. Sir Ian Dickens
      20. Sir Gordon Markus
      21. Sir John Wood
      22. Dame Kim Ingleby
      23. Sir Mark Wilson
      24. Sir Andy Sexton
      25. 25. Sir Arran McKee
      26. Sir Ciaran Stuart
      27. Sir Ben Dooley
      28. Sir Jeff Curry
      29. Sir Mark Vaudrey
      30. Sir Steven Bloomer
      31. Sir Michael Sinton
      32. Sir Michael Domokos
      33. Sir Steve Malone
      34. Sir Justin Walters
      35. Sir Jamie Jenkins
      36. Sir Matt Simmons
      37. Dame Jessica Gray
      38. Sir Scott Gibb
      39. Sir Nichiless Dey
      40. Sir Ben Boughton-White
      41. Sir Alan Hammond
      42. Dame Claire Duncan
      43. Sir Matthew Clarke
      44. Sir Vic Johnston
      45. Sir Justin Stevenson
      46. Sir Matt Hurst
      47. Sir Andy Martin
      48. Sir Stephen Gallagher
      49. Sir Rob Cascone
      50. Sir Rob Harlow
      51. Sir Chris Elias
      52. Sir Mark Middleton
      53. Sir Jez Pigden
      54. Sir David Shannon
      55. Sir Lee Sutton
      56. Sir Jonathan Gibbard
      57. Dame Sarah Thomas-West
      58. Sir Grahame McKenzie
      59. Sir Andy Dobinson
      60. Sir Chris Hinds
      61. Sir Gavin Dempster
      62. Sir Adam Marshall
      63. Sir Lee Stockman
      64. Dame Helene Williamson
      65. Sir Chris Oliver
      66. Sir James Tyson
      67. Sir Chris Hitchings
      68. Sir Joe Mellor
      69. Sir Schrödinger’s Mutt
      70. Sir Lee O’Sullivan
      71. Sir Paul Bowman
      72. Sir Philip Huntsman
      73. Sir Stephen Irvine
      74. Sir Kevin Whyte
      75. Sir Gavin Bridge
      76. Sir Kevin Whyte
      77. Sir Martyn Riesner
      78. Sir Simon Hunter
      79. Sir Tim Draycott
      80. Sir Mark Edlington-Booth
      81. Sir Iain Hackett
      82. Sir Gary Goacher
      83. Dame Jan Mackenzie
      84. Sir Steve Drayton
      85. Sir Bruce Darton
      86. Sir Matt Woodeson
      87. Sir Mark Ellam
      88. Sir Mark Gallagher
      89. Dame Sharon Miller
      90. Dame Fay Jordan
      91. Sir Phil Llewellyn
      92. Sir Iain Duncan
      93. Sir Paul Stockell
      94. Sir Donnie Inglis
      95. Sir Jason Stephenson
      96. Sir Dave Tittle
      97. Sir Richard Rogers
      98. Sir Thomas Bradbury
      99. Sir David Williams
      100. Sir Nicholas Mills
      101. Sir David Stopher
      102. Sir Dan Smith
      103. Dame Michaela Wadforth
      104. Sir Mark Wadforth
      105. Sir Luke Nash
      106. Sir John Smillie
      107. Sir Ian Slack
      108. Sir Dean Stonestreet
      109. Dame Karen Moorhouse
      110. Dame Gillian Robertson
      111. Sir Stuart Weatherley
      112. Sir Nic Clarke
      113. Sir Rab Livingstone
      114. Sir Adam Diver
      115. Sir Gareth Prest-Hutchinson
      116. Sir Kieran Rawley
      117. Sir Simon Greer
      118. Dame Nicola Boocock
      119. Sir Stuart McIntosh
      120. Sir David Milburn
      121. Sir Stewart Briggs
      122. Sir Tom Huynh
      123. Sir Russell Hughes
      124. Dame Lesley Musgrove
      125. Sir Mark Stuart
      126. Dame Fiona Innes
      127. Sir Paul Hills
      128. Sir Matthew Loh
      129. Dame Hannah Turner
      130. Dame Michelle Dand
      131. Dame Katie Hammant
      132. Sir Alex Ball
      133. Dame Nicky Broadwell
      134. Dame Louise Giles
      135. Sir Richard Scrimgeour
      136. Sir Mark Penny
      137. Dame Kirsty Beavis
      138. Sir Alex Watson
      139. Sir Dave Fereday
      140. Sir Wayne Golden
      141. Dame Charlotte Pinder
      142. Sir Clive Wiesbauer
      143. Sir Graeme Hastie
      144. Sir Dean Thomas
      145. Dame Carolyn Davies-Moore
      146. Sir Iain Davies-Moore
      147. Dame Louise Kennedy
      148. Sir Daniel Siddle
      149. Dame Zoe Hughes-Hubbold
      150. Sir David Blackburn
      151. Sir Chris Hopkinson
      152. Sir Dave Galbraith
      153. Sir Sean Monaghan
      154. Sir James Donaldson
      155. Sir Jack Drew
      156. Dame Claire McNicol
      157. Sir Andrew John Hussey

        UNITED STATES

        1. Sir Ken Moselle
        2. Sir Steve Taylor
        3. Dame Mariah P. LeBlanc
        4. Sir Dave Ruff
        5. Dame Sue Fahey
        6. Sir Dan Greenwald
        7. Sir Anthony Lee
        8. Dame Pamela McCormick
        9. Sir Frank Mallott III
        10. Kevin Rozema
        11. Kevin Neumann
        12. Sir John Metz
        13. Sir Brian VanZweden
        14. Sir Mike Clark
        15. Sir Patrick Bulger
        16. Sir Ray Brothers
        17. Sir David Juarez
        18. Dame Adrienne Taren
        19. Sir Nicholas Dickson
        20. Sir Ben Stuart
        21. Sir Craig Anible
        22. Sir Rich Worth
        23. Sir Webb Brightwell
        24. Sir Scott Nuelken
        25. Sir Mark Cassell
        26. Sir Chris Mosier
        27. Sir Buzz Vickery
        28. Sir Joe Martin
        29. Dame Susan Farago
        30. Sir Fred Huang
        31. Sir Leary Walker
        32. Sir John Geissinger
        33. Dame Brandy Peeples
        34. Dame Jen Kirkman
        35. Dame Ashley Fischer
        36. Sir Patrick Matthew Felton
        37. Sir David McQuillen
        38. Sir Chris Beggs
        39. Sir Chris Knights
        40. Sir Brandon Slater
        41. Sir Mike Koetsier
        42. Sir Skip Thomas
        43. Sir Mike Bolio
        44. Sir Ross Schueller
        45. Sir Joshua Nuelken
        46. Sir Joseph McLean
        47. Sir Brett Hogan
        48. Sir David Romaine
        49. Sir Thomas Malone
        50. Sir Chad Zeman
        51. Sir Angus Mackenzie
        52. Dame Ana Perez
        53. Sir Chris Grandjean
        54. Sir Michael Krueger
        55. Sir Tim Gonda
        56. Sir Brian Alger
        57. Sir Stuart Barrington
        58. Sir David Lamb
        59. Sir Tom Peacock
        60. Sir Ted Jones
        61. Dame Jennifer Snow-Ashbrook
        62. Sir Joe Christman
        63. Sir Carl Argote
        64. Sir Samuel Roets
        65. Sir Jonathan Stoddard
        66. Sir Patrick Stoddard
        67. Dame Susan Little
        68. Sir Ebe Boettcher
        69. Sir Neal Henderson
        70. Dame Dotty Johnson
        71. Dame Stephanie Siggard Stevens
        72. Sir Simon Shurey
        73. Dame Kelly Sorah
        74. Sir Kendal Martin
        75. Sir Donnie Sorah
        76. Sir Todd Wilkinson
        77. Sir Eric Perkins
        78. Dame Kate Fenlon
        79. Sir Allan Jacks
        80. Sir John Unverzagt
        81. Sir Scott Brannan
        82. Sir Greg Dayley
        83. Sir Jerry Pringle
        84. Sir Stephen Magee
        85. Sir Michael Fitzsimmons
        86. Sir William Davis III
        87. Sir Michael Parker
        88. Dame Jessie Lukasik
        89. Dame Wendy Wyskiel
        90. Sir Mark Frost
        91. Sir Nathan Koch
        92. Sir Manny Glisson
        93. Sir Jess Patrick
        94. Sir Thomas Niccum
        95. Sir Mike George
        96. Sir Carl Noftsger
        97. Sir Chris Carr
        98. Sir Ted Gauthier
        99. Dame Theresa Guise
        100. Sir Vincent Hammer
        101. Sir Ben Harbron
        102. Sir Joshua Harpe
        103. Sir Corey Johnson
        104. Dame Allison Jones
        105. Sir Jason Luchtefeld
        106. Sir Ryan McKeever
        107. Dame Tracy Owens
        108. Sir Jerry Pierce
        109. Sir Travis Rassat
        110. Sir Ryan Renfroe
        111. Sir Michael Schumacher
        112. Sir Chris Shelton
        113. Dame Frances Stein
        114. Sir David Stonehouse
        115. Sir Julian Valier-Harris
        116. Sir Kenny Cherry
        117. Sir Mark Stripes
        118. Sir Blake Schrader
        119. Dame Catherine Moore
        120. Sir Ian Moore
        121. Dame Clare Herlihy
        122. Sir George Bonanto
        123. Sir Paul Gerhardt
        124. Sir William Billings
        125. Sir Matthew Killian
        126. Dame Meredith Gardner
        127. Sir Walt Hester
        128. Sir Doug McMasters
        129. Sir Robert Tranter
        130. Dame Nancy Gomes
        131. Sir Jeff Mather
        132. Sir Paul Walters
        133. Sir Alex Carleton
        134. Dame Judith McMillan
        135. Sir Scott Christensen
        136. Sir Tom Taylor
        137. Sir Thom Klein
        138. Dame Trienne Haesle
        139. Sir John Haesle
        140. Sir Matthew Haesle
        141. Dame Laura Beck
        142. Sir Philip Allen
        143. Sir Ryan Harden
        144. Sir Cody Moore
        145. Sir Phillip Metcalf
        146. Dame Chrissy Metcalf
        147. Sir Paul Hughes
        148. Sir Jeff Ball
        149. Sir Peter Lewis
        150. Dame Chris Hale
        151. Dame Christie Brinker
        152. Dame Brittany Derebery
        153. Sir James Hopkins
        154. Sir Perry Hock
        155. Sir Rusty Darter
        156. Sir Chris Izenour
        157. Dame Kaat Tahy
        158. Sir Dan Brummel
        159. Sir Tony Charameda
        160. Sir Matthew Radniecki
        161. Sir Erik Mortenson
        162. Sir Tyler Moyer
        163. Sir James White
        164. Sir Michael McConkey
        165. Sir Marc White
        166. Dame Allison Clark MacDonald
        167. Sir Michael Horton
        168. Dame Sarah Gibson
        169. Dame Lulu Marrotte
        170. Sir Henry Batista
        171. Sir Evan Tobey
        172. Dame Lauren McDonald
        173. Dame Sue Chapman
        174. Dame Mary Larson
        175. Sir David Thomes
        176. Sir William Veldran
        177. Dame Kim Cox
        178. Dame Heather Drost
        179. Dame Janet Salisbury
        180. Sir Sean Salisbury
        181. Sir James Yeo
        182. Sir Charles J. Allen
        183. Sir Christopher Siders
        184. Sir Aaron Taraboletti
        185. Sir Charlie Gerschefski
        186. Sir John Dilger
        187. Sir Brian Marquis
        188. Sir Gary Moad
        189. Sir Andrew Payne
        190. Dame Sharon Paisner
        191. Sir Gian-Paolo Musumeci
        192. Sir John Stachlewicz
        193. Dame Rachel Zambrano
        194. Dame Ashley Williams
        195. Sir Adam Brady
        196. Dame Sally Roberts
        197. Sir Vincent Hui
        198. Sir Chris Holley
        199. Sir Joel Shedroff
        200. Sir Chris Myers
        201. Dame Rebecca Frank
        202. Dame Virginia Hudson
        203. Sir Spencer Roberts
        204. Sir Gregory Vig
        205. Sir Michael Zurface
        206. Sir Rob Hancock
        207. Sir Joe Cossin
        208. Sir Henry Johnson
        209. Sir Randy Barnes
        210. Sir Wesley King
        211. Sir Steven Howard
        212. Sir David Smith
        213. Sir James McKenzie
        214. Sir Glenn Sheppard
        215. Sir John Arneson
        216. Sir Stace Green
        217. Sir Christian Puzder
        218. Sir Michael St. Martin
        219. Dame Lisa Lawin
        220. Sir Brannon Deugan
        221. Sir James Newman
        222. Dame Stephanie Sordelet
        223. Dame Risa Engel
        224. Dame Jessica Rudd
        225. Sir Christopher Octa
        226. Sir Ryan Cooper
        227. Dame Nicole Chittick
        228. Sir Charles E. Chittick Jr
        229. Dame Sara Scott
        230. Sir Tim Myers
        231. Dame Karen Garland
        232. Dame Kim Locher
        233. Sir Charlie Holder
        234. Sir Ted Morris
        235. Dame Angela Nelms
        236. Sir Daniel Thomas
        237. Dame Michelle Crossman
        238. Sir Adam Alder


          JUST FINISH YOUR KNIGHTHOOD? SUMBIT YOUR DETAILS HERE!


          Sir
          Dame

          (We need your address info so we can send you your Knight decals.)


          Let us know where we can see the record of your attempt. It can be a file, a collection of photos, whatever, but we need to see a record of the attempt.


          Post a photo somewhere and send us the URL above



          You do declare to Grunter von Agony that you have truly Suffered - that you made an effort you are indeed proud of and that others will find inspirational.

          I declare




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